Budda Boy Returns

Last week I caught up with my old mate – late 80’s porn legend ’Budda Boy’. BB is now running an Bhuddist/Muslim/Christian ex CIA renegade Porn Star Ashram in central Peru but was moved by the Pope’s recent visit to Australia along with Alan Jones painful experiences to contribute the following article: Thanks Budda Boy.

 

My dear J-Scro brother of old, I am so happy glad to see your keeping happy and more importantly alive. Given your youthful exuberance many years ago I had you marked as an early grave digger for sure, and so it filled me with great joy to see that both you and Big Bad Alan Jones are still kicking the earthly plains.

I am also delighted that Big Jones’ arse re-bore went well for him. The current work and research done by the Victor Chiang Institute for Anal Reconstruction is simply amazing and has the potential to save the careers of many of the greats. Alan is a prime example…It’s not well known but Alan was a “Heavy Hitter” in the late 70’s underground porn scene. This “man wonder” was the King of M.A.P. Quite frankly I’m amazed that his Hershey Highway held out for so long.  One memorable scene was in a German production “Mein Ass Kampf” in which Alan (a young impressionable Bavarian Goat herder) takes on the entire 6th German Army en route to the Eastern Front. I’ve been around for some time readers but this scene still brings tears to my eyes. The man is a Poet. His grinding and manipulations of those battle hardened NAZI Todger’s is still considered one of the best moments the industry has seen in many years. That movie however, was his sadly was his last. The damage done during the final “vinegar stroke” was irreversible by the medical establishment of the day. A broken man Alan was forced into full retreat fro many years. I mean where does a man of his DEPTH go after achieving so much? ………….Talk back radio. Pure fucking gold!

Speaking of faithful, It is a known fact that a small “non-speaking” role in Jonsey’s finale was held by an up and coming German J.A Ratzinger. I’m not joking when I tell you that this fella really put the BAT back in Sabbatical and was solely responsible for Alan’s premature departure from the industry. In a surprise statement in Sydney last week his “Holy” Father (also his screen name) he said “Indeed I am deeply sorry for the pain and suffering the victims have endured and I assure them that, I too share in their suffering,” Perhaps we are going to see a return to the silver screen by the man who brought the greatest arse in the business to his knees??……we can only hope…wish and pray.

All the best J-Scro and speak to you again soon my long lost western friend.

Peace

Bhudda Boy – Peru